Bathroom Barista

One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.

The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.

by myksryd2 September 9, 2010

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backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

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Baristaville

An area in northern New Jersey comprised of the three towns of Montclair, Glen Ridge and Bloomfield. First popularized in a blog called Baristanet. Baristanet was founded in May 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.

"Okay, let's settle this debate once and for all. Who has the best pizza in Baristaville?"

by Doyle Redland October 3, 2006

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Barnsley

In the UK. South Yorkshire to be precise.
Full of inbreds who used to work down t'pit.
Reckons rolls are called teacakes and seems to have an unhealthy obsession with their home town.
They have big gates of Barnsley which are supposedly designed to welcome travellers home. I think it is more likely to keep everybody else out.

Barnsley is a LOT like Royston Vasey from The League of Gentlemen.

tha guein darn t'pit?

by Jonny-bl0w June 21, 2005

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