Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021

Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.

"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."

by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016

rib balloons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.

"Damn, check out the rib balloons on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017