rib balloons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.

"Damn, check out the rib balloons on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.

By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2023

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015