baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020

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bafoonish

the act of being a bafoon; doing something completely and utterly stupid.

rob: hey are you going to watch that scary movie at night, alone?
becky: no... that would be bafoonish.

by bafoongoon October 4, 2020

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bagrody

When your ass swells up so big it draws the skin away from your eyes and you die from lack of sleep

“You here about Uncle Barry?”
“No, what happened? Everything okay?”
“It’s not looking good. Poor old guy’s got one of the worst cases of bagrody I’ve ever seen. He hasn’t slept in weeks.”

by Michael Rippins December 10, 2020

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Baffoonge

Someone who farts underwater and bites the bubbles as they float to the top.

John is a baffoonge.

by BUZZARD 2006 January 4, 2021

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Rightful ruler of the people, walked and talks like a King. Respected in the home and protected amongst the people. Attractive to the naked eye. Capable of taking on any project with perfection and discipline. Citizen of the world, cannot be kept behind by those who are shaken easily. Humble and appreciative, son of the soil

BAFOKENG ke boss ea li boss.

Ha hona ea fetang BAFOKENG ka matla a kelello.

by chartneypuffs January 27, 2021

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Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.

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"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.

by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

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