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Petite Jackhammer

When a petite girl riding you and you start lifting them up and down with extended arms.
I took this tiny girl home and we did the Petite Jackhammer.
by AgentPistol May 6, 2018
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ohio jackhammer

To suck the toenail off a very beautiful female.
Yo Sam, I heard Johnny gave Alice the Ohio jackhammer. It was gnarly my guy.
by xX696969Xx June 15, 2018
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Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
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Spicy Jackhammer

I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl
by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019
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funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing
Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy
by ExtraSauceBoss October 28, 2020
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Natrona Jackhammer

When a random person (usually a hobo or homeless person) goes up to any male walking down the street at random, and out of nowhere, quickly pulls down their pants and jacks them off at the speed of a jackhammer as they immediately ejaculate with no warning. The person doing the act then sprints off. The entire process is completed within a matter of seconds. This often occurs in Casper Wyoming which is in Natrona County.
Jake received the Natrona Jackhammer and didn’t catch a glimpse of the culprit!

Woah! I just got Natrona Jackhammered!

My friends and I are going to Natrona Jackhammer some people.
by regierawlins69_luskjelm August 3, 2021
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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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