backwards shit

Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Backwards Manhattan

A sex act, involving a Vodka drink and reverse cow girl. The act shall contain no forward facing sex or whiskey drinks.

This girl wanted to Backwards Manhattan me last night but I told her "NO WAY, I'm not dumping out my Jameson and Ginger Ale".

I wanted to send pics of my Backwards Manhattan last night but the chocolate used in the Martinis got all over my fingers when I used it for lube during doggystyle with that sorority chick.

by Little Feller September 29, 2010

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008

Brackards

The opposite of crackers and cheese... i.e. cheese goes on crackers... so break up crackers and dip the cheese in the cracker bits to smother the cheese in salt and cracker goodness. Brackards...

Dude i was tellin this kid about how we had brackards over a steakhouse burger... the best

Oh werd?

by brackardsguy October 18, 2008

Backwards Push

As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.

To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.

"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"

"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010