When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls
by Major Peeler October 11, 2019
by acraal February 15, 2023
by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009
A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.
Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021
Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.
by TidyUnderpants February 24, 2017
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
by Crazy49 February 28, 2019
by Shotgun September 01, 2015