Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014

drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

blanket ghost

When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla

I was in bed with a naked girl and i popped up a blanket ghost.

by mrredline05 November 8, 2009

Perogies in a Blanket

It is when two roommates have sex with different girls at the same time in the same room on different beds.

Carlos: (wakes up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

Brandon: (wake up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

(they both smile and go back to sleep)

Later that day:

Carlos: Dude we just did Perogies in a Blanket

Brandon: Yeah that, that was different

by Professor Psyche March 28, 2011

blanket equality

Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.

Wow that person really cares about blanket equality.

by Caody vaughan November 10, 2017

Hoover Blanket

(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.

"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."

by suspectdevice May 15, 2009