backstage showoff

somebody who shows off in everyday conversation without bluntly bragging.

I was soooo mad I couldn't run a 5:00 minute mile. I was so far off (10 seconds) - Kenzo Esquivel
Wow what a backstage showoff - Mr. T

by Kesquievel February 20, 2011

backsterbate

Two bros mastorbating back to back

Wanna go backsterbate later.
sure

by bitchniggais December 13, 2012

Backstabbing BFF

Someone who you think is your friend, but they have a different agenda. They use your words against you and will try to hurt you and your reputation. Don't ever trust them if they try to apologize for their actions.

"You know that girl, Sam? She was my backstabbing BFF, she turned all of my 'friends' against me."

by A Girl With A Cat July 5, 2016

backstream

Backstream is when diarrhea abruptly shoots out of your anus in a steady stream.

Erin ran for the bathroom as backstream slid down her legs.

by Anne Ominous September 14, 2017

Backstabbing Hoebag

A person who cheats on their best friend with their best friend's boyfriend. Ie., Abagail Nichols.

That motherfucking backstabbing hoebag Abagail Nichols just slept with my boyfriend! I will kill that piece of shit bitch!!

by alij14 May 14, 2018

Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.

She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018

Backstair boogy

When you and your mate are to lazy and or to drunk to make it to the bedroom you bust into the backstair boogy.

This girl I took home from the bar last night was to drunk so I hit her with the backstair boogy. She loved it

by Action danson November 27, 2018