Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024
by p@ckd@bowl January 30, 2025
Someone who likes to leave their friends to play with someone who haven't played in long time.
Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.
Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.
"Uhhh, one of my old friends just got on, i'm going to play with them but ill catch you guys later."
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"
by No kap brother October 31, 2019
The fucking man! You love the n-word, you have Lil Baby on speed dial, sexy, pulls all them bitches, you are hot as fuck, you most likely football player. You have a FUCKING GINORMOUS DICK, you are gay wit the homies, and you are the TRUE alpha
Girl 1: Did you hear about Avery Beck's nudes getting out?!
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *
Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *
Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *
by TheFuckingTruthDumbass October 04, 2023
When your coach, whos last name is Beck is acting like a very mean person, also known as, an L person
by Bartholomew P. Wigglesworth September 21, 2022
jessica beck is the only friend you will need to help with a misty bong hit or to help you at your mung fest a jessica beck will help with anything without judgement a jessica beck is the world's best friend
by ROSE GUY April 25, 2021
If someone says their favorite characters from Victorious are Beck and Jade, they’re probably hinting that they’re bi. Because let’s me honest, they sparked all of our sexual awakenings.
“How did you know you were bi?”
“Beck and Jade from Victorious”
“For me it was Alice and Jasper from Twilight”
“Beck and Jade from Victorious”
“For me it was Alice and Jasper from Twilight”
by beckysm@lls237 August 26, 2021