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Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
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Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018
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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
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Balloon-gate

A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.
By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2023
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chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."
by chicken balloning June 27, 2014
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Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
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Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
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