Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 03, 2011

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 10, 2018

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 08, 2015

Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.

"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."

by TheDirtyHoledMole February 18, 2016

rib balloons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.

"Damn, check out the rib balloons on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010

Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.

Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons

by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021