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F.B.U.I.

An acronym which stands for Face booking under intoxication.
Did you see that booze hound on Face book? It's obvious that she's drunk and she's not even 21. She's gonna get a F.B.U.I. one day.
by F.B.U.I. March 27, 2010
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F.B.I.

Another government employee? Yup--it's the F.B.I. again......
by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020
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B.O.F.

Originated out of Westgate High school in Thunder Bay Ontario. It is generally, used to describe the social outcasts and so-called "dirty kids". We all know the types of ugly, metal band loving, "RANCID" sacks of nothing, that are definable B.O.F.s. If you can't recall ever encountering one of these elite specimines just go to the deepest, darkest cornor of your local high school and you are more than likely to see, one of these socially disgraced, souls.
Do not go looking for the smell of these beings; they cannot be defined through scent. One needs to witness one of these monstrosities in order to fully comprehend just exactly what a B.O.F. is.
Some B.O.F.s have been tagged and monitored by authorities ranging from numbers one straight through to 111. For your protection if you do come into contact with one of these humans please contact your local authorities and they will provide you with the appropriate vaccination information and a strile towel to ease the pain off until further help is contacted.
"Look at that B.O.F."
"That B.O.F. is actually cutting himself."
"Look at all the B.O.F.s fighting in that bush."
by Joe FRANKLIN October 1, 2007
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B.M.F

Bad Mother Fucka.

Used FIRST by Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Pulp Fiction, Not by Dane Cook
by ckelly December 28, 2008
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F.B.I.

F.B.I. stands for floppy ball index. The index ranges from 1-5, 1 being really tight, and 5 being the floppiest it can be.
guy one: Hey dude, whats your F.B.I.?

guy two: (grabs balls and feels around) I'm at about...a 3.
by L. marx July 16, 2008
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B.A.F

acronym; stands for Bored As F--k
He was B.A.F because he couldn't go play pool.

Man, I went out with that chick and was BAF the whole time.
by Boomer December 21, 1999
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F.B.M.

I'll send you a F.B.M. about it later.
by AndyFromTheOffice August 3, 2011
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