the avalanches

cool band

by sex bomb October 12, 2003

Avalanche100T

Justin Timberlake... I mean Avalanche is a 6'4 alpha male with chizzled abs, thighs the size of tree trunks, and a enormous gluteus maximus. Do you want to know something else? Well Avalanche is a world-renowned track star. In the 2012 Summer Olympics he beat Usain Bolt to claim the gold metal for the 100 Meter dash at the astonishing age of 15. During 2018 the popular brewing company Modelo profits shot up a staggering 4 trillion due to Avalanche's free endorsement of their beer with his signature MODELO TIME videos. He also streams on twitch

Did you see the new Skate 4 trailer with Avalanche100T?

by Bus 808 July 24, 2019

Yarn-valanche

a Yarn-valanche apparently consists of a veritable avalanche of yarn or other crocheted items. These could include anything from a knitted sweater, to a comfy blanket or even a simple ball of yarn.

Dwight: Hey man wanna go to Wawa and shoot craps in the alley way?

Gerald: Nah' man, I gotta clean out my closet. It's full of sweaters and comforters my grandma be knittin' for me. It's like a Yarn-valanche in there yo!

Dwight: A'ight man, dueces!

by Jedibean April 18, 2010

Analanphetahoe

A person who will take it up the ass for some methamphetamine. She actually likes it and brags about how anal she is to any one with as much as a dime bag.

Dude, my sister has been an Analanphetahoe for so long, im surprised her guts don't fall right out on the floor!

by ChuckyX1909 June 4, 2009

avalaunch

an operating system used on modded xboxs

Dude totaly use avalaunch, its way better than evox

by Jay May 13, 2005

Assalanche

Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.

"Wow, can you believe how flat her ass is?"
"Yeah. Looks like she had an assalanche."

by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010

avalanching

An act of Corprophelia in which one deficates at the highest point of a partner's body, that being the top of the head or shoulders, the goal being to create an avalanche of piping hot fecal matter down said partner's body.

George Bush is totally "avalanching" the American people.

by Scatman Crothers February 5, 2007