Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

Aussie 1,2,3

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.

Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Big Aussie Breaky

A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning

I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning

by La Rouge July 28, 2022

Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.

Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!

by Pyrahmaniak April 28, 2012

south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...

WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....

by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013

Aussy

When she be living in Australia

"Yo, Did you know Jennifer's friend lives in Australia?"
"and?"
"Bro, She got that Aussy"

by sugglenarder August 5, 2021

Aussie sex

Period sex…because it’s bloody good mate

We’re about to have Aussie sex!

by Talianstalian June 8, 2025