gapetus assholeum

Gaping asshole. Lol

Once we finally captured B on Shipment, I realized I had a gapetus assholeum.

by Mitchell Wright January 20, 2020

fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with

Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.

by mhmm20 February 25, 2017

RA(retarded assholes)

The RA(referees' ASSociation) more like the retarded assholes are a group of retards who should be imprisoned for false advertisement. All they tell people is how well they are trained and educated and how they make very good decisions. But in reality it's the opposite. They can't see anything as they don't have their glasses and their just plain stupid. I wonder how their education makes idiot sandwiches?

The RA(retarded assholes) are looking to buy some glasses but their too retarded to find one.

by Shamegod October 7, 2017

trying on eachothers assholes

implied Frenzy of gay sex involving two or more of your buddies.

hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

A bowl of assholes

Not feeling well. Feeling sick or otherwise objectionable.

The morning after that party I was feeling like a bowl of assholes

by howhiareu March 11, 2007

Assholishness

There is a book titled Assholes. I read almost the whole book in jail after trying to protect a child from abuse, by lacking understanding regarding resultant requirements of a wish I made, which were, of course, arranged by Fate, mostly Lachesis.

In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.

So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.

Assholishness is the justification that you are good, and should therefore be acknowledged as so. When you feel like saying " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," yet you find such to be so, you are learning to believe in miracles.

by JamesJet March 8, 2017

sack-a-assholes

generally, sack-a-assholes are male. typically Only MEN are infected with the growing epidemic. Unknown as to why More men seem to become affected with the, what seems to be a serious permant condition. symptons include rapid mouth movement, sudden bursts of rude and childish selfish words. once affected the host will engage in an argument with a female in usually a close relationship with the infected.l once that happens it becomes air born pathagin....then becoming SACK-A-ASSHOLES

sack-a-assholes {one} but becoming More than one.....{ subject one says what are you writing about....subject 2 dosnt answer.... subject 1 : Fuck you what the fuck and gets all pist off}

suject two what the fuck is your problem YOU SACK-A-ASSHOLES.....
in short A DICK.

by candyshaine March 23, 2012