ASSSTFICATION

sexually assualt ones tired ass with stiff winky without lube

Tommy said: i would like to ASSSTFICATE her
Bjorn said: dude her ass looks tired
Tommy said: i know thats why i would so like to ASSSTFICATION her

by White_za December 23, 2008

Assstickectomy

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.

Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.

by 69t June 22, 2009

Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.

(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Assist train

A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.

Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.

This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader

/assist 1
/cast fireball

by Ettanin August 10, 2010

Assistant Snitch

A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.

Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.

by Sammy Soze October 26, 2011

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

asseltoe

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.

Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?

by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015