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amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.
Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.
by mooyo June 4, 2016
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Amazon Spic

A racist term for a South American Latino, Especially those from Ecuador and Peru.
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Ecuador this Summer?"
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."
by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016
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netflix and amazon

Oh I can't wait until jem comes so we can netflix and amazon
by JekNienhdubd April 17, 2016
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amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K July 14, 2016
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amazoned

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
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amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.
Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday
by Octotrader February 10, 2018
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Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
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