almoist

1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either

1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"

by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009

alcostalgia

Getting drunk and remembering the good old days.

Paul: *hic* I think *hic* that the land before time *hic* wasss a geenius filmomatic cinematogra... thing.

John: Don't mind Paul, he's having a bit of alcostalgia.

by teh_spiderer November 24, 2009

Alcosexual

A person who can only be sexually aroused when intoxicated.

Jim: So why didn't you hook up with Jenny?
Craig: I couldn't find a liquor store, and since I'm alcosexual I just couldn't get it up.

by Chrono_Shindou March 27, 2015

almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.

Fuck living in almond wisconsin

by Red dragon November 30, 2017

Almog

An amazing person who is actually not a rapist he loves to hang out with his friends but at the same time he's an introvert Almog is a man of culture knows his memes and also super smart and humble, Almog is not the kind of man who will leave his friends in time of need but hes also kinda scared from every thing (unless we talking games) youll se him fleet as soon as danger comes because he aint messing we that kind of things, but overall he's the best friend youll have and he dont got H.I.V dont ever let go of an Almog.

.Ronda: hey look hes so kind hearted hes such an Almog

.Jack: wow you are such a genuine person ,your the best Almog

by cancerous knowledge April 24, 2020

Algoshaming

Shaming another entity for their choice of, or lack of; interest in taming and shaping their personal or professional algorithms.

"You're still getting fortnite recs on home? weak"
"Quit algoshaming me! Meanster!"

by SwellWork September 2, 2020

aljoša

Aljoša is a russian name and a serbian word for the perfect and ideal form of a man, also known as the biggest dick man, (čovek sa najvećim mudima) (figuratively)

in translation the guy is handsome, sexy, attractive and has biggest balls of all men (bravery)

p1: i met a super attractive guy, he is sooo handsome and sexy
p2: i guess he is almost as cool as Aljoša

by aljoša July 19, 2021