An internet virgin that will text anything that breathes and has a vagina. He will always fail to “get in” with these females and is often attracted to the ones already in a relationship. If he is unsuccessful with entering a relationship he will bother the females friends and send her awkward paragraphs about how they taught him how to love. One he is over the female the cycle repeats.
by Victim of the Ali effect July 3, 2019
Get the Alimug. The best Fortnite youtuber ever. He has the best intro song that totally wasn’t memed. He never clickbaits and is the #1 of Fortnite news on the internet.
by Ninja’s little brother July 12, 2018
Get the Ali-Amug. Ali most commonly referred to as phone face.
by Uhhduhhhw23 September 25, 2018
Get the Alimug. Ali is a wanna be and trys his hardest to be cool and fit in but he always makes himself look like a fagget and is a huge pussy has a small dick and doesnt know how to treat girls and never has a good relationship. he likes to act tuff but he really isn all he says he is soft and cannot fight for shit.
by DingleChalk March 21, 2019
Get the Alimug. the most beautiful, caring, loving queen. she will always find a way to make you laugh and she is great when it comes to sex, making out, and cuddling. she loves to have fun and enjoy herself. Great ass, 10/10. just watch out bc she may break your dick🤭 (name could refer to, allison or alessandra)
josh: i had the most amazing sex last night
ethan: it probably was an ali, their amazing
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dylan: my gf ali is amazing i can never get rid of her
john: what a lucky guy
ethan: it probably was an ali, their amazing
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dylan: my gf ali is amazing i can never get rid of her
john: what a lucky guy
by Alexa drenna November 27, 2018
Get the alimug. Oi look its that fucker ali-a!
by bb696 June 11, 2018
Get the ali-amug. 