Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

A boy who you will easily fall in love with. He's caring he knows when something's wrong. He always makes you laugh, but when you need him the most he's not there so don't get to happy

"Yephe's definitely a Andre."

by The only girl9785 December 4, 2017

Andre

A hot and sexy guy. Ironically short and has a Huge dick! He has a great sense of humor and is very romantic. He can treat a girl right and is amazing in bed.

Who's that hottie, he's gotta be an Andre!

by Famous_Dexxtttt May 15, 2017

Andre

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.

Oh my god why are you being such an Andre!!!

by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019

Andres

Does the tornadoe twist

Andres is Elijah’s brother and there both fat

by Your soft April 19, 2019