Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023
Get the Gen Alphamug. The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.
"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."
by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014
Get the Alpha Squallymug. This is the upper echelon of gingerism. Masters of depersonalisation, dehumanisation and focus. The entry level ginger normally achieves this state between the ages of 25-30. Once all the happiness, sadness, euthoria, negativity and general emotions of all those exposed to the ginger have been absorbed. The entry level ginger then achieves alpha ginger.
Impervious to opinion, slander and general negative behaviour. Their only weakness is the sun, if you wish to find one in peak alpha ginger state, look to the shadows. Rarely seen in groups as their patience for the slow minded non-gingers is notoriously short.
Impervious to opinion, slander and general negative behaviour. Their only weakness is the sun, if you wish to find one in peak alpha ginger state, look to the shadows. Rarely seen in groups as their patience for the slow minded non-gingers is notoriously short.
by MagicalZorseOfCourse May 14, 2018
Get the alpha gingermug. An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
Get the Alpha packmug. The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by andyspam October 5, 2013
Get the alpha porkermug. by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
Get the The Alpha Breadmug. Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab
Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha
Kid 4: Lol if you love like
by Puesodeo October 6, 2023
Get the Gen Alphamug.