Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

by FUmundamasta October 14, 2009

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

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word-of-mouse

The phenomenon of a particular message or recommendation being passed from an individual to his/her contacts through the internet.

All it took was a little word-of-mouse and the next thing Henry knew his "catsuit with knobs" clip was on boing-boing. He felt like it was the lowest point in his life. That was until he switched on the evening news.

by Dananjay Anandan January 19, 2006

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