Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.

Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man

by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

Vibe Leech

A person that sucks all your vibes and then acts like they are their own.

"Did you see Sarah got the same bag after me, she is such a vibe leech."

by Dr. Delarney November 16, 2019

energy leech

Anyone over fifty that likes to be near young people simply to draw off their youthful energy.

Captain McCloskey that same old guy has been walking around the playground for over an hour now; should I ask him a few questions? No, he's harmless corporal, just an energy leech.

by corker January 30, 2010

Phoenix leech

Phoenix leech describes someone who absorbs a great deal of information from others, distils and improves what they've learned into a competitive edge.

This man is like a phoenix leech.

by QDWAZAR January 9, 2022

Leech

The definition of a leech is simple...

Garth

That guy Garth is a real leech

by GarthIsALeech September 14, 2018