crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 07, 2017

tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

Barbies Cheese

Originally Barbies Cum, A baby twitch streamer.

Guy #1: follow barbiescheese on twitch and twitter

Guy #2: that’s my girlfriend, Barbies Cheese!

by milf and dilf lover March 16, 2021

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Barbie butch

A boyish or butch girl (usually lesbian) who has a 'Barbie' hourglass figure that feminine girls would kill for.

I can't believe that barbie butch has a tinier waste and bigger boobs than me. What a waste!

by M Lao August 16, 2016

Barbie breath

1. The breath a girl gets when she sucks some dick, poor hygene is indicated because the bitch didn’t brush her teeth or take a bloody pepper mint chewing gum after doing the do.

“Hey what were you doing last night”
“I was hanging out with ryan”
“You probably did some nasty shit, you got barbie breath on you”

by Idontknowfam42 September 13, 2021

It’s me, Barbie

When you feel you can do anything possible, because Barbie had so many jobs

You know, with this scholarship, I feel free. It’s me, Barbie!

by Dreami February 21, 2018