Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

Retard

An lgbtq+ member

Imagine being a retard.

by SageModeShikamaru April 18, 2021

Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021

Retard

Something you don’t want your kid to be if so put it in a blender

See the retarded kid wobbling around like a penguin, that’s Kyle he’s dangerous

by The special ed kid June 13, 2019

Retard

How my friends call Lukas the tard

Lukas nx retardas blt

by Nan1 March 10, 2019

Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.

Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!

by The Right Gang January 21, 2021

Retard

Aedan

Aedan is a Retard

by Lolool Meister January 28, 2019