MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.
Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.
by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021
mugGet the MS Minutemug.

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.
Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.
by Beaver Girl February 20, 2014
mugGet the lady minutemug.

slick minute

Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time
I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute
by Tm99tm June 6, 2017
mugGet the slick minutemug.

Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
mugGet the Minute Maidmug.

Little minute

789million minutes
AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously
by Pepsmach July 4, 2018
mugGet the Little minutemug.

Bruh Minute

By definition, a minute is comprised of 40 moments, so, if one were to have 40 consecutive Bruh Moments it would be considered a Bruh Minute
a: "bro I just had a bruh minute"

b: "damn bro"
by lord of the joes September 3, 2019
mugGet the Bruh Minutemug.

holy minute

The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.
by Humansarestupidium February 5, 2021
mugGet the holy minutemug.

Share this definition