Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023

Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon

I have such a big jason!

by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019

Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.

The Jason across the street.

by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019

Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021