Jake

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself
by testie lover October 3, 2022
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Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.
Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."
by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020
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Jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020
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Jake

he's such a jake!
by lilbreadx October 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019
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Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
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