brendan

sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him

grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D

brendan: i can shake your world grimace

brendan: but im not gay

Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad

by fortnitelover6969uwuonichan July 26, 2023

Brendan

Best Guy ever. if you knew him you'd go off. And he hot ;)

How your such a Brendan

by Mr O'Connell May 7, 2018

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

Brendan

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brendan McD

A somewhat cool dude who doesn't play by the rules. Half-asses school because that motherfucker is cool. Tends to suck at everything that doesn't invole hockey or drug use. The only thing that can one-up a Brendan McD is any average Mike.

Topless Hot Chick: Brendan McD is sucha G
Hot Chick: I know I want his McD
Topless Guy: Meee tooo!!

by Not Mike P April 3, 2011