When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...
Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.
Ever wondered why bears are brown?
Ever wondered why bears are brown?
by ver January 09, 2005
The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
by PuppyLuver666 November 25, 2014
The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"
2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"
Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."
Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"
Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."
Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
by BearFiveDude March 02, 2010
by Ztheman02 October 27, 2008
(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."
by Aunt Bina August 02, 2012
by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010
A creature that is defined as having the following:
One small eye and one big eye.
One small ear and one big ear.
And a blue nose.
Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.
One small eye and one big eye.
One small ear and one big ear.
And a blue nose.
Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.
Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.
by K.C.F April 14, 2010