Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".

1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"

by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010

Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.

Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.

by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 23, 2011

Bear j

An extremely aggressive blow job

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot

by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010

Them Bears

Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?

Interrogator-How 'bout them bears?
I don't know; how 'bout them bears?

by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014

Bear Test

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together

"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."

by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012