February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

December 8th

National Tell Your Best Friend Your Crush Day!

emily: hey ruby.. i like ashton..
ruby: ohh okay! why are you telling me that?
emily: its december 8th!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

henry 8th

henry 8th is a player who had 6 wives .

fuck you hoe i am henry 8th

by Lemoncakes November 8, 2020

December 8th

National sex day. Literally just do whatever you want but it is suggested you do the dirty on the 8th. But please don't make a baby we don't need anymore crotch goblins :)

Bitch 1: bro it's December 8th yk what that means..

Bitch 2: yes I do.. I do. Get away from me.. no.. BACK OFF BITCH

by McTittyNut. December 7, 2020

december 8th

ask out your best friends boyfriends best friend.

Grace: Hey heidi u should ask out jonot, its december 8th so u have to ask out my boyfriend(ray)'s best friend (jonot).
Heidi: Ok, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask him out

Heidi: hey Jonathan, will you go out with me?
Jonathan: Yes i'd love to.

by master_fu_my_bestie December 7, 2021

8th Grader

Noun 1. Used a subtle way to ask for 3.5 grams of substance.

Hey man can I swing by and pick up an 8th grader later?

by Kieran Rousch January 13, 2006

8th grader

a student at the tip of elementary, usually USUALLY highschool-ers get annoyed by them really easily...not saying i do or anything :

chrissy: ...omg, that 8th grader is so annoying!

bob: hey, maybe it's just you!

chrissy:. . .

sorry for the horrible example >_>

by ChristinaNC January 5, 2008