September 8

Only the most crazy and sexy people are born on this day. If you are a woman born on this day you won't be able to get guys off of you and if you are male you then you will be friends with more girls then guys.

Friend 1: How are you always in a relationship?
Friend 2: Duh I was born on September 8th

by Mr.n0b0dy October 17, 2019

September 8

Only the sexiest bastards are born on 8th September. Sit back and relax as the partners roll in. Those born on September 8th are passionate lovers, great friends (best hugs!), and very creative. Though they may feel inadequate sometimes, they're always worth keeping around.

"I went on a date with this guy the other day, he was so lovely and he told me he was a Virgo. Definitely born September 8th."

by lewdonym October 17, 2019

August 8

National scrap day
If you have beef with someone today is the day to sort it out

Person 1: oi cunt we got beef
person 2: okay lets scrap cunt its august 8 national scrap day
person 1: okay come at me cunt

person 2: lets scrap

by somebrowncunt October 21, 2019

November 8

November 8 is national slap your short friend who is under 5'4" day. Don't forget...

On November 8, you should slap your short friend who is under 5'4".

by spreadingthenews October 30, 2019

8=(,,,)==D

masturbation, jacking off

self-explanatory, if you don't know what this mean then... LOL

by Khoa April 24, 2004

8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

by MrPhoton July 27, 2018

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

by PWS27 June 03, 2017