A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.
" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"
by TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT May 05, 2009
by PAGIS!!! February 03, 2007
The sexiest boy on the planet, who knows how to make a girl feel amazing and very loved
Everyone needs a Tom in their life <3
Everyone needs a Tom in their life <3
by Lozzieee February 13, 2012
The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.
by Nobue March 17, 2009
the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren
fuck those swinging tom tom's
by the swedish penis August 12, 2009
by Dan Rad February 22, 2007
Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"
Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"
by tom generic January 21, 2009