Tom

A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.

" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"

by TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT May 5, 2009

tom

Someone who is not my friend!!!

I don't know tom, how can he and i be friends.

by PAGIS!!! December 14, 2008

Tom

The sexiest boy on the planet, who knows how to make a girl feel amazing and very loved

Everyone needs a Tom in their life <3

Hey look it's tom

ohh damn i wish he was mine :P

by Lozzieee June 12, 2012

Tom

The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.

He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace

by Nobue March 17, 2009

swinging tom tom

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren

fuck those swinging tom tom's

by the swedish penis August 11, 2009

tom

A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.

"Is Tom comin to this party dude?"
"FUCK YEA!!!!"

by Dan Rad February 24, 2007

Tom

Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"

Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"

by tom generic January 21, 2009