An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Get the The Shit/Shower ratiomug. The ratio of women you truly love/girls you've slept with/girls you've kissed. This term always involves 3 numbers.
by bobsaget21 November 4, 2019
Get the Ratiomug. Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.
by Mr. Dick Shinary August 4, 2022
Get the Tit to Arm Ratiomug. at a sausage fest:
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off
by ronious October 16, 2009
Get the p to v ratiomug. The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.
Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.
Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?
Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.
Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?
Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.
Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.
by MasturNater July 1, 2014
Get the Friendship Reciprocity Ratiomug. A comparison size between a woman's breasts and their belly/gut/etc. Ideally, men look for women who's breast ratio are larger than the belly. Likewise, women who have a bigger belly than they have breasts are said to violate the boob to belly ratio.
"dude, that girl over at the bar is hot!"
"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."
"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."
by sphynxor February 8, 2012
Get the Boob to Belly Ratiomug. The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
Get the alcohol to sound ratiomug.