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sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
mugGet the sammug.

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
mugGet the sammug.

Sam

A man that can not stop drinking milk.
Stop being like sam!
by Gamer45 November 27, 2018
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.
"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"
by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sammug.

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
mugGet the sammug.

Sam

A hot guy who can sing and is very kind.
I wish Sam was mine...
by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 7, 2019
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

That Coward on Discord
"Sam is a Coward"
by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020
mugGet the Sammug.

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