colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.

Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."

by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.

bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.

by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013