FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

FB

abbreviation for femboy

do you see that FB over there

by owin September 8, 2025

FBS

Abbreviation for "fucking be serious". Used to denote either that it is now time to become serious or that something is meant to be taken literally.

1: Okay, FBS, we really have to get this shit done. No more messing around.

2: Like, FBS, we're in love.

by shiksadulcinea August 16, 2008

fb break

an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.

I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break

by ragermajor December 18, 2012

fb

fat bitch

just in case you're too lazy to type out "fat bitch"

she's a fb

by pussyeater333 May 1, 2023

fb g

Specifically for football Twitter and the numerous virgins on the platform, ‘fb g’ means follow back g.

Fb g

by fabsfulham on twitter January 28, 2021

FB gangbang

when a Facebook user "pokes" more than one person, especially if it is three or more people at one time.

LoL! I just had a FB gangbang just gave 49 people a good poking!!!!! Muahahahaha!

by txphoenix71 September 12, 2013