1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
Get the fucking can openermug. Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025
Get the what the fuck is a milemug. A response to someone contradicting something that is true.
Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
by Quisker September 23, 2017
Get the The fuck it does(n't)mug. by Unknown~~ November 24, 2021
Get the fuckmug. a pussy ass kid age 11-18 thinks their to good for their friends and family if they talk to people older than them can be dating someone and likes multiple other girls the most selfish person you'll ever meet posts more pictures of them self than anyone else saying "im hot" " hmu qts" wears joggers and bulls shirts and swoops their hair hair to the side everyday.
by savage llama May 22, 2016
Get the fuck boimug. This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
Get the fuck girlmug. April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.
Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!
by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019
Get the Fuck You Daymug.