French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

Tip-wank

When you get excited at the prospect of taking loads of stuff to the tip (recycling centre/garbage/refuse whatever international equivalent).

Oh my god you know what we should do today?

What?

Tip-wank!

Yes!

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024

On the wank

Bitching about nothing; excessive complaining for no good reason.

"oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"

"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."

by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024

Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce

“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”

by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024

Greebly-Wank

When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements

Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring

by Toodarnloud February 8, 2024

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024