preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Turd

A turd is another Way of saying poop

Mom I just took a turd

by Butt poop turd October 17, 2020

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012