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A: Awwww looks at this cute car!
B: You mean cat?
by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023
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Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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Car Brain

An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.
Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
by URBANist_ November 3, 2025
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Car

A big explosive device used by the IRA
well you use the car and kabloody
by Banana of hello May 21, 2021
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Car

A vehicle with four wheels powered by an engine and is used to take people to different locations; Something you don't have!
by TheWokeStraight December 4, 2020
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Car

The most adorable silly little creatures ever😭 I have 2 when I get money I'm gonna make a cat army
Me:hi silly little car

Car:I will eat your family

Me:and I would let you!

Car:meow
by Zoey_likes_art December 30, 2023
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red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
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