Jake

Jake is a big dick boy who is not afraid to fuck your mom

“Jake will fuck your mom”

by Belztens April 28, 2022

Jake

The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet

Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!

by penjs June 9, 2020

Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.

Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.

by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018

Jake

A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)

Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend

by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019