cardboard charlie

1.Originally, a cutout of a poliecman in a marked car parked on the side of the road.

2. An empty police car parked on the side of the road to discourage speeding. Sometimes with a newspaper suspended from the headliner, a cardboard cutout as described in 1, or a box of donuts on the dashboard.

There was a cardboard charlie on the turnpike tonight. It was obvious as the windshield was covered in more salt than an admiral's nutsack.

by G-skillet January 27, 2014

Charlie

Charlie just can’t hang btw he absolutely loves the number 69
He also humped a broom on the bus he is a weird specimen Charlie’s a also unstylish they are bad at guessing the nfl he also claims he is a blood for beating up a 3 year old

Who is that kid beating up the 2 year old well that’s charlie

by Fjwmebb rnj November 21, 2018

charlie

a gay bitch who doesn't know the difference between platonic and romantic love

charlie: ayo i think i love them

person b: platonically or romantically?

charlie: oh, totally romantically

*few days later*

charlie: nvm its platonic

by sirchemical October 2, 2021

Charli

Charli is a beautiful sweet and caring girl, you won't want to lose her (neither would I) she has the most wonderful smile that will make you love her even more. She is normally sarcastic in a nice way and encourages to reach your goals, she loves hugging.

"She is being sarcastic and nice at the same time she must be a Charli."

by --Insert Name-- June 24, 2020

Charlie

Charlie is the sweetest, most caring and joyful person I have ever met. He is the spotlight of everyone's day. He could turn the biggest frown into a bright, beautiful smile. He would never, ever betray somebody dear to him. If you have Charlie in your life, keep him close to you and never let him go. Charlie is the reason life is worth living. If Charlie was gone, life would no longer have meaning. Flowers would stop blooming and the sun would stop shining. Love Charlie and care for him every chance you get. He's special.

Person 1: "Your best friend is Charlie? You're so lucky."
Person 2: "I know."

by E.M.I.N.E.M October 20, 2023

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

Charlie Williams Hicks

Charlie Williams Hicks is a name given to a new born baby whenever they are known to fail at everything and give up on the first try.

"Hey did you hear about the new born boy in my uncles family?" "No what is his name?" "Their name is Charlie Williams Hicks" "Oh buddy i have terrible news for you"

by Charlie Williams Hicks May 23, 2021