Making a Splash

An alternative saying for when you are having a poo.

Person 1: "where's Peter"
Person 2: "he won't be long, he's just making a splash"

by Britney Sparkles February 1, 2026

Making a Splash

An alternative saying for when you are having a poo.

Person 1: "where's Peter"
Person 2: "he won't be long, he's just making a splash"

by Britney Sparkles February 1, 2026

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024