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The Arnold Palmer Special

When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.
Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special
by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019
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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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honeymoon special

When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy
I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.
by Donut8931 May 17, 2018
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special cigarretes

All these kids these days are on those special cigarretes!
by TheFuze May 22, 2018
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ken special

When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob
I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.
by Yulenevano May 24, 2018
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The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.
by biggestpapi December 20, 2017
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Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".
So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.
by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 5, 2018
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