When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 5, 2010
Get the Afghani Finger Sandwichmug. A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
by Beerswizle October 16, 2003
Get the bulldog eating a ham sandwichmug. by suitup April 7, 2015
Get the Balls deep in a chicken sandwichmug. Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".
by Stubblecat April 4, 2007
Get the Jam Sandwichmug. When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
by bigboy992 March 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi roast beef sandwichmug. The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.
They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.
Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.
They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.
Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.
by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006
Get the See you later sandwichesmug. I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.
"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed
by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016
Get the Roast Beef Sandwichmug.