Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

Purple

Purple is the last color of the rainbow, it means “I will trust and love you for a long time” ~🐯

I purple you so much!
We will always purple you!

by Joy.kp July 31, 2018

purple sweatshirt

gay

its a gay day.....purple sweatshirt

by Anaconda Penis September 17, 2013

purple shooter

That purple toy from Spencers in yo mama closet

“I found your moms ‘purple shooter’ in her closet.

by Depot man April 21, 2021

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

purple dinosaur

Literally just Barney.

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!

by hebdkc July 25, 2022