side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Side mission

When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.

I completed a side mission today. Instead of finishing putting the dishes away, I made a cake!

by Jesjo January 28, 2024

slam piece of side boob

A side hoe or slam piece, typically having nice breasts.

Yo jack who’s that girl you were with again last night are y’all dating?
Jack: Naw, that’s just my slam piece of side boob.

by The Rickest Rick August 25, 2019

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009

Side Stack

When playing DOTA, it's similar to your side hoe. The Stack you play with just to get off.

"Man Jeff and Brian are totally my side stack" said Alex

by wings4eva February 18, 2015

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Left Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Left Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Fracture side

When you're in a fistfight while being aided by your friends, and you accidentally hit one of them.

Fracture side, Marco. Look it up!

by MrBigDig April 7, 2024