elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022

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neck franks

When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.

Person 1: how fat is they?

Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

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Red-Necking

When two red neck hillbillys give eachother head in a barn or trailer park

"Well shoot Ricky i was just red-necking with gawd dayum Joe and it was amazing"

by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025

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Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.

"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb 😜, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." 😂

by Apachicano October 14, 2025

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