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muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.
by gym bob January 16, 2009
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Muffin

A vagina that is puffy and sticks out
Damn that’s a plump muffin!
by Asher Ramses July 9, 2024
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Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.
*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."
by pplatonic February 14, 2022
mugGet the Muffin Topmug.

Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.
Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.
by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018
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Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020
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Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies
by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022
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Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
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